How's that working out for ya?
Sucks to be you
Ya might wanta think about doin' something different--just sayin'
Thanks for sharing (generally uttered with resigned sarcasm when FS#2 shares with me he is going to the bathroom....and why!)
That sucks...so what are you going to now?
Ya think that is going to get you where you want to go?
You can kept arguing with me all you want, but the answer is still goin' be NO
Where is the....you mean you ate the entire (fill in the blank)?!
Whatdya mean we are all out of (fill in the blank), I just went shopping yesterday!
That's what they're there for (FS#1 asking if he can share contents of condom drawer with his friends)