FS#1: I have a bump on my back
Me: A pimple?
FS#1: No! A bump!
Me: Did you fall?
FS#1: No, it's a bump, kinda like a pimple but bigger!
Me: [thinking for a bit] When was the last time you showered?
FS#2: Night before I started going back to track practice (issues with shin splints)
Me: You mean Sunday? (it is now wed)
FS#2: No! the night before I went back to track practice. Didn't I go back on Friday...what day did I start back up?
Me: [thinking if it was Friday, that is even worse] No you started back on Monday.
Me: The reason I asked is sometimes your pores can get clogged with dirt and cause bumps.
At this point he got up and went and took a shower. I am so proud of myself. I managed to have this entire conversation without saying eeewh, gross, without making faces and not telling him what to do, well directly anyway!